Friday, November 18, 2005

Thanksgiving rant

I've had enough. Please stop! It's that time of year, less than a week before the last Thursday in November, when I get scarily close to my breaking point. Everywhere I turn it's turkey this and pumpkin that. I can't take it any more! Why can't everyone—everyone, newspapers, friends, co-workers, the radio, the internet (thankfully I don't have a TV)—just leave me alone to make my Thanksgiving preparations in peace?

My clock-radio woke me up this morning, and as usual I was barely conscious and don't really remember the details, but what I do remember is that the announcer was going on and on and on about some pumpkin-throwing contest somewhere. Firing up the computer I look in on the New York Times dining section, and what do I get? "The Pilgrims Didn't Brine"; "Serving Essence of Pumpkin, Instead of the Annual Pie". Enough already! Why the obsession? I've barely recovered from the Halloween stampede, now it's this, and I know—I dread—what's coming next: plastic reindeer, everything a lurid red and green, and the interminable drone of Bing Crosby wherever I turn.

Don't get me wrong. I like Thanksgiving. It's a good excuse to get really busy in the kitchen, and it's a great time to unwind with family. It's important that these rituals exist. But why, why, does it have to be such a production? Why can't we just enjoy the holiday for what it is: a lot of eating and drinking with our loved ones?

3 Comments:

Blogger hdpal said...

An elegant & precise expression of such a wonderful thought

12:39 PM  
Blogger Melissa CookingDiva said...

Hi there! sometimes we -people- forget the real meaning of things. Priorities change I guess. Being that the case, I think we do a lot trying to -remember- ourselves, preserving and finding the love within every tradition. Hugs!
Melissa

7:55 AM  
Blogger ejm said...

Consider yourself fortunate that Thanksgiving is in November rather than October as it is here in Canada.

The lurid Christmas barrage started in earnest on 1 November but there were one one or two frightening weeks at the end of October with Hallowe'en AND Christmas ads everywhere. Quel nightmare.

-Elizabeth

10:47 AM  

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